No Bikes Like This In Mid-Market

Girl, this is a Mid-Market neighborhood in Japan. We won't know what to do here in Mid-Market with all these bikes coming down the new bike lanes. It's like a landfill all these rudely locked up bikes. My walking tour speaks loudly: no bikes, just trucks and cars and then when you get out of them: walking from tourist site to site with yours truly. Bikes are not green- they're all kinds of confusing shapes and colors and don't belong in Mid-Market.

All Fall Down Gentrfycation

The Chinese have plans to build in mid-Market no doubt- after this image you should know why my tour includes a 'No New Building Over 1-Story Clause & Petition.' Mid-Market duz not need fall-over building. 笑臉 :)

Clear Evidence of Diversity

A Mid-Market SOMA scene that tells it like it is: we're a diverse group of inhabitants with our own styles and way of life. Gentryfyers: leave us be.

Our Mid-Market Parking Tradition

It's walking tour sites like these that bring shivers of gentrfycation down our Mid-Market spines. Imagine the colorful parking signs disappearing as new buildings rise with 'better' plans for space. Many don't believe but these chain-link asphalt squares are better on the soul than looming fortresses filled with professionals and residents who don't know the history of their city neighborhood.

Rubber Sidewalks: Here

My petition for rubber sidewalks includes a clause for putting the baby blue squares along the curveaceous corner of the Hibernia bank Building so the denizens of Mid-Market don't slip while admiring the granite columns of this ancient gentryfied site.

Rubber Sidewalk Petition in Mid-Market

Today I'm walking around my favorite Mid-Market blocks with a petition to put in some rubber sidewalks. My new fetish- baby blue squares slipped under foot that never need repair. Tires are a waste in landfills, but they'll serve my heels like a sommelier in Mid-Market soon- I hope!

Maybe we can make this place a Gentrifyed Green District of unthinkable proportions so my friends can sell their graffiti paint and ever so stale hot dogs to the new flow of tourists that would bring.

Trinity Wreckage On The Fringe

Bye bye Trinity Plaza. For your information, the wrecking ball will soon make this busy corner a beautiful part of the Mid-Market fringe. Trinity Plaza shall soon fall to the jazz trumpets of Jericho. They're building an affordable condo castle where this pale monument stands. Soon the rubble girl, will match your stubble, not this whiteass trouble! (The building!)

It's Oh Kay. Trinity Plaza is just on the fringe of the gorgeous Mid-Market neighborhood where ugly is an upward angle on the asphalt Aphrodite.

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Before the Wrecking Ball